Sex Machines

We stock around 40 sex machines and accessories from €73.95 to €2,459.95. XR Brands and F-Machine make most of them, with machines from Sexmachine by Shots, Doc Johnson, Lovense and Zalo, plus hand-held thrusters from Ouch!.

The types

Hand-held thrusters: the Ouch! Hand-Held Vibration and Thrust Machine and the Ouch! Liquid Silicone Hand-Held Vibrating Thruster (€73.95) are the cheapest way to try machine-like thrusting.

Compact machines with suction cups: the Zalo Sesh (€245.95, up to 6 thrusts per second, two silicone attachments, remote or app), the Sexmachine Compact Adjustable Thrusting Fuck Machine (€640.95) and the XR Brands LoveBotz Robo (€914.95, angle adjustable over 135 degrees, 20 cm bendable dildo) stand on a smooth floor or table.

Benches and seats: the XR Brands Deluxe Bangin' Bench (€596.95, rated for up to 220 kg) and the 4-in-1 Bangin' Bench (€652.95) combine a padded seat with a machine, and the Sexmachine Ride and Slide (€1,097.95) is a riding machine.

Floor machines with stands: the XR Brands Deluxe Pro-Bang (€690.95, up to 285 rpm, four speeds and seven patterns, remote, Vac-U-Lock adapter), the Lovense Sex Machine (€1,024.95, up to 300 thrusts per minute, app and long-distance control), the XR Brands Dicktator and Athens dual-penetration machine, and the Doc Johnson Gunner 3-in-1.

Professional machines: F-Machine builds the heavy end. The Pro 4 (€1,583.95) reaches 280 rpm with a stroke adjustable from 2.5 to 15 cm and comes with a 20 cm silicone dildo; the Alpha (€2,459.95) adjusts its depth from 3 to 13 cm while running and is controlled by Bluetooth app or remote.

Milking machines for men: the XR Brands Auto Milker Intense (€220.95), The Milker and the Super Milker with four interchangeable cylinders (€1,485.95) stroke and suck rather than penetrate.

What to compare

Stroke length: how far the dildo travels. A short stroke stays shallow; a long stroke goes deep. Look for an adjustable stroke if you are not sure.

Speed: given in rpm or thrusts per minute. Even entry machines go faster than you will need at the start; a low minimum speed matters as much as the maximum.

Angle and height: adjustable arms and legs decide which positions work, lying on your back, on all fours or riding.

Attachments: many machines take a Vac-U-Lock adapter or a suction cup mount, so you can use your own dildos. F-Machine sells adapters and mounts separately (€85.95 to €89.95).

Control: a wired dial, a wireless remote or an app. A remote within reach of the person receiving is the safest choice.

Using a sex machine safely

Place the machine on a stable, level surface and make sure it cannot move or tip. Start at the lowest speed and the shortest stroke, line the dildo up before switching on, and increase slowly. Use plenty of water-based lubricant and reapply often, because a machine does not tire or slow down. In bondage scenes the person receiving must always have a stop signal and someone watching. Clean the attachment after every use and wipe down the frame.

Combine a machine with a spreader bar to keep the position steady, and use a long-lasting lubricant.

Frequently asked questions